I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

amyponder:

but honestly i feel like i’ve earned my accidental random encounter with a celebrity by now

unfollower:

pausequoi:

samandriel:

if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever

what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81  

what about the time when a guy tried to assassinate the archduke, failed, and threw himself into a 2 inch deep river in a suicide attempt

nessagrey:

So any normal teenager who has the house to themselves over the weekend would throw a party or go out and shit

But I’m just sitting here eating a hot pocket
Excited at the fact I can sing loud, play spyro all day & wear my undies and a big shirt and not be judged

Sooo yea .

w4nkbreath:

Open Letter- The Amity Affliction

chasind:

Pointers In Life With Raven Baxter

When on a first date, always be prepared for anything.

ladose:

youshook-me:

kurt thought he was unattractive when he was quite the contrary, omg

oh yes ^

darrencrisscrosschrist:

dragonitesghost:

theyellowbrickroad:

hey what do boners feel like

spread your legs and I’ll show you

Everybody record the moment when a tumblr user ACTUALLY gets close to getting laid

grymshaw:

i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok